Cracked.com: Potty-mouthed Prophets.

Dan O'Brien wrote this back before the election. It's pretty alarming how accurate it is.

OBAMA: The Hope-osphere, located in the heart of Chicago-
DOB: Oh shit you’re gonna build it.
OBAMA: -will be constructed of several thousand tons of solid, reinforced titanium, cooled and bent into the shape of a perfect-
DOB: How much is this going to cost?
OBAMA: -sphere. In between those bars, 400,000 sheets of sound-proof, bullet-proof, hatred-proof glass will be brought in from-
DOB: How much is this going to cost?
OBAMA:… and at the center Hope-osphere, the source of power will be the Truth-Core, where inspiring Hope-Lava will flow, like a river, through-
DOB:How much is this going to cost?
OBAMA: I think if you take a look at these hope-figures and my hopeulations, you’ll-
DOB: But how much…
OBAMA: You can’t really put a price on hope.
DOB: Give it a shot.
OBAMA: $850 billion.
DOB: Wow.
OBAMA: But, once you convert that price to Hope Dollars, I think you’ll agree that-
DOB: Wow.
I got up to leave.

It's even more alarming when you read the rest of the article. How much more of this is going to come true before 2012?