Bwah ha ha!

Just as I thought, the Democrats really are dumb enough to give me an additional $8 per paycheck! Now nothing can stop me from bringing this horror to the world:



Now granted, I'll have to save up for my Incredible Hulk Abomination Blaster for about two months, but it's actually possible now, thanks to my additional allowance.

Or maybe I should save it. If I'm in a position where $8 is considered "help", I may not be in a good position to go around spending that "help" on infrastructure-destroying Abomination Blasters.

Another box of Nutty Bars couldn't hurt though.