The Truth About the Market Crash

I have a panic plan, which until yesterday I expected not to need. I figure if the DJIA breaks 7000, then I'm going to radically restructure my budget on the expectation that when the market does get that low, a zombie apocalypse is really more a matter of time than misguided government science.

I'm just glad it didn't happen over halloween, when the zombies might have snuck up on us, dressing up as people dressed as zombies so we wouldn't notice.

It must be almost redeeming for a pretty large portion of the population of Montana that this is happening. I guess building that bunker and living off of canned meat for the last four years has paid off pretty well for them. On the other hand, a state with a population like Montana's is going to look essentially the same both before and after the zombies, so it's not like they'll be able to put all of their stocked arsenal to use against them. There are no atheists in foxholes, and no heroes living off of spam in creepy bunkers.

I think the rocketing firearms sales confirm my suspicions, as well. Obama, whatever else he might bring, is going to bring the zombies fast and hard, and on some level, we all know it.